HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
Wow, another year has come and gone, and I must say, 2012 was my favorite year of my almost-29 years gracing this planet. So much that I had always dreamt of in years past same to fruition this year, and I can honestly say I am in the best place I have ever been in my life. And it feels damn good 😉
I had made the resolution in 2011 that by the end of the year I would be living a life abroad ~ check. In 2012 I promised myself I would do absolutely as much traveling of Asia as possible. I came to Korea to conquer this continent like a blaze of fire, and in looking back I can say I did just that. Along with the travel resolutions, I really put my best foot forward to work on getting what I really want, and making that start from within. I try my best to communicate what I want, but a lot of time it fails when walls get put up, or life just gets in the way. So, I’ve really tried to be as self-aware as possible just be the best version of myself and hope that it brings with it what I truly want. That being said, 2012 has definitely been the happiest and most honest year to date 🙂
Now I’m just gonna throw together a few highlights from each month of 2012. Badabing herrrrrr goes!
I began the year on the beach in Koh Phangan, covered in florescent body paint and drinking liquor by the buckets with one of my dearest and oldest friends on the planet ~ my fave biatch and sista from anotha mista, Miz Diamond ❤
January marked my first birthday to be celebrated away from everyone I’ve always shared my (obviously) favorite holiday with. I felt a little down about it, then in flew a gift from THE BEST sista ever ~ Sista Schaeff in the flesh, in Korea!
On her last night here, she snuggled my foot to sleep. BY CHOICE! ❤
In February I visited two of my favorite countries so far ~ Vietnam and Cambodia. I saw some of the most beautiful snorkeling waters, caught my first fish, shot my first gun, ate a bowl of pho a day, wondered why they allow Americans in, and saw my life flash before me about 1million times while in ‘Nam.
In Cambodia I visited the most breathtaking temples I have ever seen, spent an afternoon with beautiful children in an orphanage on the river, saw insurmountable beauties in some of the deepest poverty stricken eyes, and struggled to hold back tears while walking through a living history at the Killing Fields and S-21 genocide museum remnants from the Khmer Rouge of the 70s~80s.
In March I visited the happiest place on earth, AKA the DMZ, for the second time. This time we rode bikes along the most intensely guarded border in the world, all while Obama paid the peninsula a visit and peered over to the North with us.
April means Passover, which also means the sea parts in Korea. I made the trek down south with a homie and we met Moses, crossed the parted sea and drank makkoli while doing so, obvi.
Later in April, my favorite story to date came to be. A couple morons went to a Lady GaGa concert. They got all gussied up in the hottest of pink and the tightest of attire, only to miss the whole thing whilst trying to attain the most coveted seats in the house during the “GaGa cover band”…. *face palm* At least we looked sexy.
In May, Wawa came for a visit. We did many things, but by far our favorite day was our “Day of Culture.” We visited Gyeongbukgong Palace, learned about the creation of Hangul (the Korean alphabet), ate a traditional lunch, drank tea in a lovely tea house, dressed up and cracked up in Hanbok (traditional Korean dress), and wrapped up with a journey to the Noryangjin Fish Market. Twas a wondrous day!
Then came June, and Buddha’s birthday. A crew of us high-tailed out of Seoul to Gangneung, a little beach town on the East Sea. There were makkoli and soju spurred chicken fights, sexy man-wrestles, toasty bonfires, crashing of high class fancy Korean booking clubs and frisbee games resulting in broken pinky toes and racial slurs. The Buddhaman had an awesome birthday!!
Then came July and two events which could be classified as the greatest events of the century. One more than the other, but one got more hype than the other according to the Facebook. You can use your own judgement on that one. One required us to dress to the nines to bid adieu to all the homies we grew to call family, and also the ones we grew apart from because a lot of people that came with us were weirdos, let’s face it. The other required some prior temple-sculpting, lots and lots and lots of soju, mudmudmud and practically no clothes. Mud Fest was by far my favorite event of 2012. Shit was CRAY TO THE MAX!
August was the most bittersweet month of the year I’d say. It was sweet because I took a 2.5 week summer jaunt on over to the Philippines with my lovely lass from home, Brianne. We saw some of the most picturesque islands, snorkeled and ate our faces off, hiked miles in our little warrior Havaianas, posed with stalagtites, missed the whale sharks, got in a fist fight with a very mean typhoon, and let tempers fly with shitty budget airlines.
August was bitter because our contracts ended and some left KoKo and I had to face the harsh reality that the world as I knew it was shattering before me. Well, that’s an over-dramatization, but that’s how it felt at the time dammit. I also got thrown into my deathbed by some plague I contracted in the Philippines. So, not only were my friends leaving, but I was deathly ill and partying with an IV in the hospital, unable to hand out proper goodbye hugs. NOT COOL WORLD.
Then on rolled September. Grabbing my bearings on who was still left in my Seoul-cial circle happened naturally. I got back in the go-out mode (at least for the time being), and some friendships from the previous year had the chance to blossom. Late in the month for Chuseok holiday, a group of us gals decided to pop off to Osaka and Kyoto, Japan with boy toy Joshy. We frolicked by bicycle all over Kyoto, made the most of the typhoon stricken city by stuffing our faces with enough sushi and sake to fuel an army, and tore up (literally) a karaoke room. Best weekend ever!!!
October was of course Halloween, and we got down with our bad selves…and Bob the Builder.
In November I actually had a REAL Thanksgiving, none of that Pho shit (pardon me, it’s just not suitable cuisine for Thanksgiving). Josh Rich was also in town as my 6th visitor to the Orient. A Happy Happy Turkey Day it was!
And last but not least, I think the winner for best December event goes to my dance crew’s (WORD TO YO MAMA’S HIGH WAISTED JEANS) epic ass kicking in the 90s dance battle for the African kids. Real winners put in the effort, and effort we put in. Obviously you would know this had you been at our latke-rehearsal party, our cheese and crackers rehearsal party where Matty ripped his jeans, and our final rehearsal party that almost interfered with us attending the actual party because we were too focused on perfecting our dance. What a BOMB DIGGITY way send out 2012!!!
As you can see, 2012 was quite the year, and it’s been a pleasure looking back on it with you. Here’s to an even better 2013, and going home to America in 10 days!!!!!!!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE, HOMIEZ.